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Butterflies and Best Friends

Sometimes, as you make your way through life, you don’t understand that if you find a true friend along the way, you should do everything in your power to keep them.  I didn’t realize that when I met my dear friend while interning in graduate school, that she would become a life-long support in the ups and downs of my life.  Even though years and an entire width of America has kept us physically separated, we have smartly stayed connected through mutual effort and commitment.  When she came for a visit this past week after not seeing her for nearly six years (shockingly, we had not aged at all), we happily picked up right where we left off.  She had her adorable five-year old daughter in tow who quickly became one of my best friends as well.

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The boys were very gracious helping to host and gamely participated in all things girl to keep her happy.  However, by the third day, Full Speed was starting to crack.  He didn’t understand why after ‘playing the games she wants, reading the books she wants and watching the shows she wants,” why on earth were we making him go see a 3D movie about butterflies?

When we arrived at the IMAX he perked up a little at the size of the theater.  Naturally, as the butterflies seemingly flitted past our faces, my friend’s daughter lovingly tried to catch them.  Full Speed and T.Puzzle tried to karate chop them into oblivion.

When the movie was over, Full Speed announced it was 1% interesting and 99% boring.  He was allowed to vent this opinion because he still had an afternoon and evening of Dora the Explorer and Rescue Fairy Princesses ahead of him.

children, humor, kids, motherhood, parenting

Mom Knows Beast

In a house full of men no one believes that Mom, undeniably a girl, might actually know what she is talking about.  What separates Mad Dog from the boys is that he is wise enough to keep a good attitude despite the circumstance or at the very least feign compliance.  So when it was decided that all three boys were taking Mom to see Beauty and the Beast it went over like a ton of bricks.  Like I said, at least Mad Dog pretended that was exactly how he wanted to spend his Sunday afternoon.  Little T.Puzzle was initially on board with this movie idea.  Then, after he realized that Full Speed thought the movie was going to be, “too long and very boring,” he thought he might feel the same way.

The ride to the movie theater, which thankfully is only a mile or two away, was as if we were driving to the end of the world.  The boys appeared so sad that I started to have some serious second thoughts.  However, I have sat through countless movies with robots, machine guns, karate fights, etc., that I thought these guys could suck it up and watch a singing teapot for the next hour or two. 

Turns out T.Puzzle was won over as soon as the first song played.  Full Speed leaned over and begged me to tell him if the spell of the Beast was broken by the end of the movie.  He giggled his way through the funny parts and covered his eyes when Belle was attacked by the wolves.  By all accounts, this kid was invested in what happened to the Beauty and/or the Beast.

I may not know the ins and outs of Transformers, football or dinosaurs, but maybe, just maybe, every once in a great while, I actually do know what I’m talking about.